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The heavyweight, ring-spun cotton drapes with a soft, worn-in texture thanks to post-construction dyeing, and the bold back graphic — a cheeky, vintage-inspired “Adulting Is A Scam” design with leopard and western accents — gives it personality without shouting. Wear it when you want to lean into weekend laziness, laugh with friends over takeout, or announce your low-effort rebellion at a casual gathering. The roomy cut and durable double-needle seams make it a shirt you reach for again and again, whether you’re pairing it with jeans for errands or layering under an open flannel for a night out. Available in many colors and sizes, it’s made to sit comfortably in your rotation and soften with every wash.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton for a soft, durable feel\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed finish for a lived-in color and texture\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight (6.1 oz\/yd²) relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Sizes S–4XL, sewn-in label, available in 58 colors\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48774703186103,"sku":"77139600368628954116","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48774703218871,"sku":"44834257890990939512","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48774703251639,"sku":"57265226543936490373","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":48774703284407,"sku":"98772341863997231930","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48774703317175,"sku":"10138767637517193710","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48774703349943,"sku":"16786123653460508433","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":48774703382711,"sku":"48377752604310363488","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48774703415479,"sku":"18671372540410848175","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48774703448247,"sku":"57085483989758227452","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":48774703481015,"sku":"76692891565160931433","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":48774703513783,"sku":"58331212855496094147","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48774703546551,"sku":"23987141491155353811","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48774703579319,"sku":"24446435722353917505","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":48774703612087,"sku":"12029490103772988790","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":48774703644855,"sku":"27655065266258211555","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48774703677623,"sku":"13965976122326061402","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":48774703710391,"sku":"30864858408532319428","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":48774703743159,"sku":"25667368598988223182","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48774703775927,"sku":"31907791014346015293","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0749\/2875\/0775\/files\/7099508843801351062_2048.jpg?v=1782867997","url":"https:\/\/redroses79.com\/products\/adulting-is-a-scam-t-shirt","provider":"RedRoses79","version":"1.0","type":"link"}